Some random things on the inter-webs I have found recently that are worth sharing:
1 | This adorable animated Oscar nominated short film by first-time director John Kahrs called Paperman. So. Freaking. Cute.
2 | This absolutely NOT adorable video of the goblin shark. It's like what you'd get if Lord Voldemort was to crossbreed with a shark, and this is their offspring. This thing has an effing LUNGING JAW...you know, because sharks aren't horrible enough as it is. I think I had nightmares for a week after a coworker made me aware of the goblin shark's existence. Ugh. Terrifying. This thing cannot possibly serve a purpose on this planet other than being hideous.
3 | Is this not the most awesome Valentine's Day gift for a guy? Why didn't I think of it first?!?
4 | The Grammy Awards dress code was tightened this year. "Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack" is a thing. Check out the other new additions to the dress code here.
5 | New England is getting pummeled this weekend by Nemo, which means we will all be stuck inside for 24 hours straight. So clearly, I will be cooking - a lot. I need to try this recipe. And this. And this. And I guess, this healthy one. God damn you, FoodGawker.
6 | When I'm having a bad day, I look at this. I don't know why, but I find it hilarious. Simple mind, I guess?